Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
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My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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