if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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