I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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