He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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