Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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