just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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