he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I love having hate sex.
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She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
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I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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