Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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