Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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