I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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