Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I have post one night stand depression
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