is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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