It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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