There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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