I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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