..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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