you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
not ubering you a puppy
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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