so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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