We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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