Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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