Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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