just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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