i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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