Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
