Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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