Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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