i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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