Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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