Please don't use social media to get back at me.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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