theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
It's never too late to be topless.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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