is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
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He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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