At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
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Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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