sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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