My nipple is on Facebook.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
