it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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