Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
