no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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