i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
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any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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