I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
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he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Randomize