it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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