By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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