i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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