If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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