Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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