so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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