I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Randomize
