OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Randomize