I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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