Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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