have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm both gender and math confused
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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