He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Come share oat with me in your robe
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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