no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
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My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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