hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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