giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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